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I'm a Nutrasweet ExperimentI can vouch that 10 yrs of Diet Cokehave no [apparent] adverse effects though a craving for cola still hangs over me like a parasite 10 yrs of on-and-off MSG will not burn off yr tongue nor will citric acid or 3 cans a day of liquid caffeine but I can say that 3 slugs a day of pure sugar juice would have been 10 lbs a year and a decade of that means 100 lbs of flab [which is more than I need] and I can thank my brother for making that keen observation I taught myself to love Nutrasweet which [nobody can tell me different] will never quite be like sugar but which you can take morning, noon, & night to smooth the flood of caffeine into yr system which will likewise keep you regular, stir awareness, and [once addicted] calm the anxious nerves and help you sleep at night a hundred rats may reek of aspartame cancer in some awful lab test gone awry but I'm part of a vast field experiment of the whole human race part of a large cross-sample of [self-inoculating] specimens on volunteer duty to save mankind and I have to say, I'm feeling fine (C) 1/24/97 Tom Brinck ACCESSIBILITY FEATURES / SITEMAP / CONTACT |